"HERE MEN FROM THE PLANET EARTH FIRST SET FOOT UPON THE MOON JULY 1969, A.D. WE CAME IN PEACE FOR ALL MANKIND" - a plaque on the Moon
While Jim Lovell's wife and children prayed for his safe return to Earth
Idi Amin beat prisoners to death with sledgehammers.
When John F Kennedy announced we were going to the Moon
Belgians dissolved Patrice Lumumba's body in sulfuric acid
they kept teeth for souvenirs.
After returning from orbit
Lisa Nowak drove from Houston to Orlando in adult diapers
they found a steel mallet in her trunk.
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